Job Applications

Sid’s Alter ego: Whatz up, man? how are you?
Sid: I am doin Ok. Got a full time job, you know…
Sid’s Alter ego: Wow, wow… where? You rock, man… where?
Sid: In my room at Sidney Webb… you see, its an online thing…
Sid’s Alter ego: Awesome, man…!! What job? tell me, tell me some more… What you do exactly? What about the mulah? he he he!! How much are u making, man?
Sid: I work for free… I apply to different companies seeking employment opportunities. You know, Job Application and s#!% like that.
Sid’s Alter ego: What? You told me you HAVE a job? What was that about?
Sid: Yaaaaa, I have a job… “Job Application” is a full time job in itself, u know.
Sid’s Alter ego: Ohhkkk… I get it, now. You are a confused man…. But tell me sometin’… Why do you need to apply for full time positions NOW? You have been here just a mon’.
Sid: Ya man, I know… thatz what you sign up for when you are in a 12 months programme. All the stuff that most normal people do in 2 years, we are here to do those in 9 months.
Sid’s Alter ego: but, you just said 12 months… what is all this about 9 and 12 months…?
Sid: Ohh, ya… I knnnoow… we get 3 months vacation… ha ha…
Sid’s Alter ego:
Sid:
Sid’s Alter ego: So,… How is it going?
Sid: Its going supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…
Sid’s Alter ego: …. Wh … …
Sid’s Alter ego: What the… ? What was that?
Sid:
Thatz what you start saying when you are in LSE…
Sid’s Alter ego:
??? elaborate please???
Sid: I mean, you start making things more difficult than they actually are. Instead of just saying “super cool” you say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”.
Sid’s Alter ego: wow… you did that again… you must b out of ur mind, man… I better go now, or I will also start feeling nonsupercalifragilisticexpialidocious… Happy Applicationing…
